awkward | Salsa Speaks

it really is.

When you’re in that “what are we” phase of the relationship, where it’s still new or just not really defined yet…Valentines day can get awkward as shit.

Too little she’s pissed, too much she’s scared. It’s almost a no win situation for the guy. How much do you discuss it beforehand? Does she lie and think it’s a big deal? You never know.

Some people are big birthday people. I’ve never been that guy. Some people LOVE them some birthdays, and will spend an entire week celebrating their day. I couldn’t care less about it, and truthfully, I forgot about my birthday entirely this last year when it fell on a meaningless Wednesday in the middle of a long work week. I didn’t even go out for my traditional steak dinner (which I treat myself to every year).

If your newly acquired significant other is a big “birthday person” you better believe he/she is going to be a big Valentines day person.

The best thing you can do is ask them to describe their last birthday to you. That’s a sneaky way to figure out if you’re going to have to break the bank on V-Day or not.

Always remember: Never set the bar too high on your first Valentines Day together.

I had no idea who this little minx was until I saw this awkward interview with some loser morning news cast out in Sacramento.

Screw up her name? check
Ask her if she’s read the book about her movie? check
Insult her energy level? check.
Suggest that shes irritated? check.
Suggest she take a little nap and drink a Redbull? check and check.

Absolutely awful line of questioning by all three anchors here. Just dreadful questions. And how bout that female anchor huh? Bitch mode city. This is a classic case of the frumpy company woman going after the supermodel just because she can. To keep talking shit about someone after they go offline is about as unprofessional as it gets. Be a Pro for me one time Good Day Sacramento.

This news team was insufferable. Newsflash idiots, you work in Sacramento, California. Nobody gives a fuck about you. Especially this Cara Delevingne chick who’s probably just coming off a night off partying her ass off with the release of her multi-million dollar blockbuster movie. What did you expect?

Bottom line is that this Cara chick is going to be a Hollywood A-Lister within the next 2 years. Hell, she may already be. I was shocked to find out that she has over 3.3 million Twitter followers and over 16.4 million followers on the gram. She’s been pulling in millions from her modeling/singing/acting career and the sky is the limit for this budding superstar from jolly old London.