Once again, Reddit was asked what people’s best pickup lines were. We’ve already discussed this topic at length in this blog 6 months ago, but I thought it’d be fun to rate the lines that some of the fellow redditors came up with.
A buddy of mine is really good with women. He does this one thing on our uni campus where he’ll go up to a random girl.
Him: “hey I have a question and need a woman’s advice”
Her: “sure what’s up?”
Him: “let’s say I see a really cute girl, do I go up and talk to her or is that too direct?”
Her: 99.9999% of them say: “you should totally go talk to her.”
Him: he then introduces himself.
Analysis: Not really a line, but I can see where this would be effective. Worth a shot.
I’m going to have to ask you to leave. You’re making the other girls look bad.
I have personally used it and succeeded.
Analysis: The “I have personally used it and succeeded” line at the end is the biggest self cock-stroke of all time. This guy is a LOSER.
“Do you have an ugly boyfriend? No? Want one?”
“Well good thing i’m here then”
Analysis: I love the versatility of this line. You can go in a ton of different directions based on her response.
I usually just start talking to a girl, then go to leave and say “let me get your number before I go”. Pretty standard, but if she were to say no, I’m leaving anyway.
Analysis: This direct approach is usually very effective after you’ve had a good conversation with someone that seems cool. Always ask for the number on the way out of the bar (if you haven’t gotten it already). Just casually put your phone in their hands and use the assumptive close as you tell them something like “you can give me a fake number if you want, but I just wanted to let you know that you seem like a really cool person, and I was hoping we could meet up again sometime if you’re interested”. Don’t be a jerk, don’t be a jackass, be confident, and usually they won’t have time to create a fake number that quickly. Then you can win their heart with a good text game, but that’s another blog for another day.
Good luck out there.