Hilarious Motivational Quotes and the Birth of Joey Bootstraps

I’m not gonna lie here. I’ve been a little down in the dumps recently. Just seems like your boy Salsa can’t seem to catch a break. He’s been struggling in his professional life, his personal life, and even floundering in his secret #BlogLife. Nothing seems to be breaking his way.

BUT YOU KNOW WHAT???? FUCK IT! NOW IS THE TIME THAT GREAT BLOGGERS RISE UP AND GET THE FUCK GOING. SALSA HAS ALWAYS BEEN REVERED AS THE #NOQUITKID AND REGARDED AS THE MOST RESILIENT THING IN BLOGGING. NOW IS THE TIME WE FIGHT.

I’M SAYING IT HERE AND NOW. YOU ARE ALL #WITNESS TO THE NEXT BIG THING IN BLOGGING AND IN LIFE.WITH THAT, I PRESENT TO YOU…

…JOEY BOOTSTRAPS!!!!

Woah! Joey fucking bootstraps. The #NoQuitKid Version 2.0

Salsa was great, but Joey B is even better. Salsa Speaks, but Joey B. yells louder. Salsa Blogs, but Joey B. blogs harder. Bootstraps is not only a #ManOfThePeople but he’s the #YoungGoHard that everyone needs right now.

Life got you down? Need a little pick me up? A few inspirational words perhaps? Well young Joey Bootstraps has you covered my friend. Take a page out of the Bootstrap handbook and follow his pillars of success:

“A hero is someone who has given his life to something bigger than oneself.”

“First they ignore you, then they ridicule you, then they fight you, and then you win.”

“Inhale confidence, exhale doubt” 

“Doubt is starting to creep into my mind. But unlike most humans doubt only makes me stronger”

“If you pull this off, there needs to be a ’30 for 30′ made about this” 

“Hero’s get remembered, but legends never die”

“Tough times don’t last. Tough people do.” 

“Not all heroes wear capes. You’re the hero this blog deserves but not the one it needs right now”

“Hard times don’t create heroes. It is during the hard times when the ‘hero’ within us is revealed.”

“Start by doing what’s necessary, then do what’s possible & suddenly you are doing the impossible”

“Fall seven times, stand up eight”

“The legs feed the wolf”

“Either you run the day, or the day runs you”

“Life is not about how fast you run, or how far you climb, but how well you bounce”

“I feel like a fugitive from the law of averages”

“Today is the tomorrow you dreamt about yesterday” 

“Great spirits always encounter violent opposition from mediocre minds”

“The only time I look back is to see how far I’ve come”

“7 days in a week. Someday ain’t one of them”

“If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done?”

“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every single day”

#RiseAndGrind

#StriveForGreatness

#TheNoQuitKid

#NotAllHerosWearCapes

#CantStopWontStop

#NoDaysOff

#ClearEyesFullHeartsCantLose

#NeverBackDown

#AmericaIsHoldingOutForAHero

#WarriorLifestyle

#DoYouBelieveInMiracles

#TheNeverSayDieKid

#JoeyBootstraps

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