Well here she is. Your new bond girl, Stephanie Sigman.
That’s a joke right? I’m not even trying to throw shade here, but with all due respect…YIKES! Being a bond girl used to mean something. It used to be an elite role that only a few beauties on the planet would even be considered for. Hiring this woman for a bond chick is the equivalent of letting your local mailman become a member at Augusta National. Just mind blowing shit all around.
I’m not saying shes ugly (far from it actually), but lets call a spade a spade here. This chick is NOT bond material. She’s not. There must have been sneaky blowies going on while she was sitting on the casting couch with the directors, because there is no chance in hell this was the best choice for the new bond movie.
I have a theory when it comes to attractive chicks, and it goes a little something like this:
If we’re walking in a mall going opposite directions do I:
A. Do a double take (meaning my elevator eyes go up, down, and back up)?
B. Do I turn around to get a peek of that ass?
If the answer to both of these questions is “Yes”, then the woman in question is undoubtedly attractive.
With this new bond chick, it’s honestly a coin flip. If I came across her on the streets I would literally have 0 reaction good or bad. She just looks like any other woman making their way out of the local starbucks. Nothing special at all. Is she cute? Sure, I guess, but no way in hell would I say she was movie star cute… Not to metion Bond girl level hot.
So let’s all calm down and take a nice relaxing walk down memory lane and enjoy the golden days of the bond chicks past. Cue the theme:
(dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnnn dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn dunananan NAAA NAAAAAAAAA!!)